Attack on Internet People

When you lurk the realms and portals of the interwebs, you're sure to come across another character like yourself who is also exploring pages of public domain. These people exactly the same as real life people, good or bad, but with one huge difference. The people of the internet are invincible.

The only way to show how superior you are on the internet is by using your intellect. For example, you can always out smart another user just by giving their guardians a cruel title. The most common reaction is to one-up the other user by replying with a much more witty response, like: "UR MOM IS FAT AND U AM GAYZORS". With talk like that, you might just be the most intelligent person to ever roam the cyber ocean.

The internet changes people more every time they use it. You might not see it, but every time you get in an 'INTERNET FIGHT', you only get a little bit stronger. And by stronger, I don't mean you level up and gain 5+ Charisma. You will learn new dialect, new twists and turns in conversation, and of course you will learn the most important thing there is know about the internet, and that is that no one ever wins. These come in time of course, there are often people who lurk that think it's funny to themselves to anger others. You know who I'm talking about. The trolls, haters, and the flamers are always looking to bring you down a notch and make sure they're clear when they say, "I CAN COME TO UR HOME AN BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU LITTLE FAGGOT BITCH NIGGER!".

Oh but that's not all. There are people on internet who, because of their invincibility, will open up a whole new section of loathing that you won't want to see. I'm talking about the ones that give away their deepest darkest secrets to anonymous strangers. Prepubescent girls mostly, but there are individuals who just seek attention, just like in the real world. Before I became 'hip to the jib' I recall meeting plenty of girls who would openly express things like rape, being a abused, secret drug problems, and even strange fetishes. I'm not completely sure if that sort of thing was completely truthful or not, but it sure would be weird to come face to face with someone like that after they unveil a huge uncertainty in themselves that would be problematic for a relationship.

After spending a while on the internet with these internet people, you will find the right people to talk to, and the wrong ones to talk to. I for one have a huge dislike for anyone that uses emoticons, foreign (broken) languages, and improper grammar and/or spelling, for the most part.

(Also, a huge let down for me is when they have an unoriginal username like: "xXx_EPiCBeAST-EMO-GANGSTER_123_69_420_xXx")

Stop trying so hard to be someone. Just blend in and meld with the rest of us. AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR DICK ON CHAT ROULETTE. Please stop trying to get female interaction over a computer screen.