Bashing 'Dubstep'

Monday, July 4, 2011

Okay so lately I've been seeing and hearing about this sudden emerging of a new kind of music called 'dubstep'. The only people who talked about it were the ones who I had previously liked generic rap and hip-hop bullshit.

So I finally hear some of it. At first I was just annoyed by the constant irritating repetition that they thought was music. But then suddenly it occurred to me. I've heard this before. Dubstep? DUBSTEP?!

DUBSTEP IS JUST FUCKING BREAKBEATS BUT SLOWER AND LOUSIER.

To check the theory I decided to try a few other artists. No, it's not a theory, it's all true. Breakbeat, a music I enjoy sometimes, is now becoming 'dubstep'. It's like if your favorite cartoon character stars in a porno. It's just wrong.

Dubstep is fucking stupid, it's not music, it's not cool, it sounds like shit, and it's boring. They have music like this but better already, and it's called fucking breakbeat. Haven't people ever heard of Propellerheads? Hive? Flashbulb? m1dy?

Fuck this rap-hiphop bullshit that you people call

'DUBSTEP'

To be fair, there's also some REALLY shitty breakbeat out there, these are mostly done by the same kind of hip hop techno wannabes, but I digress.